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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Mid Year Review (2 months late)

Hello mocha drinkers and miscellaneous drink drinkers. My mateo Brento said that i should do a MID YEAR REVIEWO to summarize up the year so far in the mochaccino reviewing business. And YES i am FULLY aware that it is now infact August 23rd 2010, and that it is 2 months and 23 days late from it actually being the middle of the year, wiseguy. BUTNONETHELESS im gonna do it cause it is a good idea and its also fun writing nonsensical and typo riddled things on the internet for people to read.

It has been a successful year so far, the mochaccino reviewing business has survived the international economic crisis, bad mochas (thanks a lot mangawhai), ridicule from da h8rs, my own ignorance at how coffees actually work, Blogger's clog, and so on.

by far the best experience (including aptmosphere, music, staff coolness, best coffee company) BY FAR SO FAR has been Good One. its a pretty out of the way place, very unassuming from the outside. one time when greg and i went there they were playing fuckin SNOOP DOGG & DR DRE. it was by far the meanest soundtrack played at a coffee place.

i mean, i do know someone who works there but HONEST TO G man that does not affect my opinion.

the PERHAPS only downside to the goodone mocha is that its kinda small. but that does not matter, cause they are so god damn satisfying. as big nick said: "i wouldnt need antoher one cause that one was so satisfying" (not that it actually mattered cause we got a mocha, then a fucking MOCHA MILKSHAKE (future review to come, but lets just say it was amazing))

but here is a graph displaying my point:










Commendations go to Ripe for having some pretty cool ideas for a cafe. ive seen them doing promotions offering trades on coffees for your lemons, feijoas and other vegetables grown at home. And all their food is awesome.

BUT this year was not without controversy, Greggg and i have some major beef with people at cafes not offering marshmallows with the mochas. even when they are clearly on the bench. OBVIOUSLY if we are wanting a drink like a mocha, then we are OBVIOUSLY going to want some friggin marshmallows in it okay mate? and even worse is people asking if we want them IN IT or ON TOP. im not paying for two separate orders, one of a mocha, and another of marshmallows. just chuck em in please. yes.

this is probably the worst mochasceneo yet, and for that i apologise. but if youre looking for someone to blame, blame brento. it was all his idea. i just do what people tell me.

ehhh by the way. im down for people to start doing follow up reviews on the ones i have done. just let me know where you went and what the deal was and if it is up to the HIGH STANDARDS of writing that this thing is kept to, then i will put it up. yeah.

oooooh yeah, there is a thing up the top so you can 'like' us on facebook. fuck that was lame. sorry.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

CHOLATE BOOTEEIC

anyone, ANYONEEEEEEEE who knows me (gilly) will tell you that one of my biggest passions in life is Ice Cream. yes, some people enjoy helping society, going to church, and such positive type activities, but mine is ICE/D CREAM. So when my man GREGGG pointed out that at CHOCOLATE BOUTIQUE on parnell rise (im not sure of the actual street name) they had a mother fuckin MOCHA AFFOGATO, well, needless to say that i got a tad EXCITE.

I know a some people who work there, but i SWEAR to you that that does not bare any sort of misalignment on my judgement as judge of this mocha blog.
















Sorry bout the terrible photo it must have been terrible lighting. also i apologise for gregs terrible table manners by texting at the table.

lets just ditch the 'out-of-ten' rating for this, and use a 'percentage-of-enjoyment' rating.

this rating was %100 percent.

god damn baby girl i think this was one of the most delicious things ive ever eaten

BASICALLY, an Affogato is an italian (cowboy boot) dessert that is ice cream that has an Espresso shot poured over it. BUT, this also had chocolate sauce all up on it.

the ice cream was good quality, smooth in texture, it was the right temperature, it was soft but not melting. and once you ate the ice cream, there was a creamy chocolatey coffee swamp at the bottom. nice.

its not any more simple than that.

Love,

Gilliam xoxo